Saturday, September 22, 2012

Reverse Psychology

"Mommy, I think I know how to make Daddy stop sleeping in the living room. We'll just tell him that the living room is his bedroom, then he will only want to sleep in the bedroom because he'll think it's the living room. Don't you think that's brilliant?"

~ Kaley

Genre: Poetry

I'm sick today, so Keira made me a card. It says:

To: Mommy
From: Keira

A mommy who works all day deserves a rest
Because she is the very best
And I wrote this letter
So I hope you feel better!

Genre: Poetry

Thursday, September 20, 2012

And then I heard myself say...

"Kaley, how did you get toothpaste in your armpit?"

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Flies

Kaley: "Mommy, how come flies have so many eyeballs?"

Me: "Maybe so they can see things really well."

Kaley: "Well, when it's class picture time they better make sure all of their eyes are facing forward."

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Awesomeness

"Mom, if you ever run out of awesomeness, just let me know. I have a fountain of awesomeness."

Kaley

Monday, August 20, 2012

Ambrosia

"Mommy, thanks for putting mandarin oranges in the ambrosia. I could tell because they're orange and they're mandarin."

Kaley

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Challenge

Kaley: "Mommy, is fixing little girls' hair fun?"

Me: "Usually. When they sit still it is."

Kaley: "But Mommy, when we move it's a challenge, and I know how you like a challenge."