Dreams

"Know how you can tell if it's a dream? If everything goes your way, it's definitely a dream. Because in real life it doesn't work that way."

~ Kaley

Cats

Kaley: Mom, when I grow up I'm going to have 5 cats. One grown up cat, and she's going to have kittens. Maybe even 6 cats, because she might have 5 kittens.

Me: Sometimes they have 6 kittens.

Kaley: I'd have seven cats!

Me: Yeah, don't plan on having a husband.

Kaley: Why not?

Me: Because he'd want to live in the house with you, too, and he probably won't want seven cats.

Kaley: (Indignant face, folded arms) Then I'll just live with them in the house by myself! I don't need him anyway!

Birthdays

"Daddy, birthdays aren't about money. They're about cake."

~ Kaley

Toothpaste

"Kaley, why do you have an open tube of toothpaste under your shirt?"

~ Me

Tragedy

*CRASH*

Kaley: "OH NO! IT'S HORRIBLE!"

Me: "What happened?"

Kaley: "My markers fell, and now they're out of order!"

Witches

"Mommy, why are witches so ugly? I mean, if I had that kind of power, POOF! Rich and beautiful."

~ Kaley

Moo

Both girls: "Moooooo! Mooooooooo! Moo! Mooooo moo moo moo moooooo!"

Me: "No, I said, 'Hurry up, let's MOVE.'"