Moth

Kaley: "Mommy, if we were to kill that moth, its family would be on the news."
Me: "Why is that?"
Kaley: "Because when somebody dies, their family is usually on the news."

Love

Me: "Do you know how much I love you?"
Kaley: "Four hundred million sixty-eight."
Me: "No, eight hundred million sixty-five."
Kaley: "Well, I got the sixty right. I was close."