The Best

Guitar

"What do you mean you got a spoon stuck inside your guitar?"

Sore Throat

"No, your sister did not make your throat hurt. She cannot make you yell at her."

Grocery Shopping

Kaley: "Mommy, I'm trying to make that lady see me."
Me: "You are? Why?"
Kaley: "Because maybe she will say that I'm cute."

Tonsillectomy

"Kaley, when I get my tonsils out I'll get to eat lots and lots of ice cream! And popsicles, and yogurt, and ice cream sandwiches. Don't bite my nose!"

~ Keira