Wii

"Mommy, I think there is something wrong with the Wii. Every time we're on the red team, the blue team wins. Every time we're on the blue team, the red team wins."

~ Kaley

Old

"Keira, this book says you're only old once. But if you turn old, then you're old for the rest of your life. You're actually old for way longer than you're young."

~ Kaley

Stinky

"Daddy, why do you have to do something so stinky? You should probably be an artist. Paint doesn't stink."

~ Kaley

Olympics

"Holy cow, she is like an elastic band."

~ Keira, while watching the women's olympic floor routines

Dating

"Are you trying to date my sister? What are you trying to do? Because I love my sister, and I don't want her getting hurt. If you want to date my sister, you better never hurt her."

~ Kaley, playing make believe with Keira and all the animals.

I think Keira's potential suitors may be as afraid of Kaley as they will be of her dad.

Curls

"Mommy, these curls make me look like I'm on a 50s TV show."

~ Keira

Nap

"Mommy, I'm trying to take a Fourth of July nap, but Kaley keeps waking me Fourth of July up."

~ Keira