Groomer

Kaley: "Mommy, what are they building there?"

Me: "It's going to be a Wawa."

Kaley: "Huh?"

Me: (laughing) "It's kind of like a 7-11 or a Race Trac."

Kaley: "How do you know it's a Wawa?"

Me: "I've heard from a few people."

Kaley: "Isn't that a groomer?"

Me: "Wawa? No, it's a gas station."

Kaley: "I mean because you heard it from other people."

Me: "Oh, you mean a RUMOR!"

Reverse Psychology

"Mommy, I think I know how to make Daddy stop sleeping in the living room. We'll just tell him that the living room is his bedroom, then he will only want to sleep in the bedroom because he'll think it's the living room. Don't you think that's brilliant?"

~ Kaley

Genre: Poetry

I'm sick today, so Keira made me a card. It says:

To: Mommy
From: Keira

A mommy who works all day deserves a rest
Because she is the very best
And I wrote this letter
So I hope you feel better!

Genre: Poetry

And then I heard myself say...

"Kaley, how did you get toothpaste in your armpit?"