Kaley: "Mommy, how come flies have so many eyeballs?"
Me: "Maybe so they can see things really well."
Kaley: "Well, when it's class picture time they better make sure all of their eyes are facing forward."
Not only do my kids say silly things, I say silly things since I had them. Very silly things. Like, for instance, "Don't lick the book."
Kaley: "Mommy, how come flies have so many eyeballs?"
Me: "Maybe so they can see things really well."
Kaley: "Well, when it's class picture time they better make sure all of their eyes are facing forward."
"Mom, if you ever run out of awesomeness, just let me know. I have a fountain of awesomeness."
Kaley
"Mommy, thanks for putting mandarin oranges in the ambrosia. I could tell because they're orange and they're mandarin."
Kaley
Kaley: "Mommy, is fixing little girls' hair fun?"
Me: "Usually. When they sit still it is."
Kaley: "But Mommy, when we move it's a challenge, and I know how you like a challenge."
"Mommy, I think there is something wrong with the Wii. Every time we're on the red team, the blue team wins. Every time we're on the blue team, the red team wins."
~ Kaley
"Keira, this book says you're only old once. But if you turn old, then you're old for the rest of your life. You're actually old for way longer than you're young."
~ Kaley