Stinky

"Daddy, why do you have to do something so stinky? You should probably be an artist. Paint doesn't stink."

~ Kaley

Olympics

"Holy cow, she is like an elastic band."

~ Keira, while watching the women's olympic floor routines

Dating

"Are you trying to date my sister? What are you trying to do? Because I love my sister, and I don't want her getting hurt. If you want to date my sister, you better never hurt her."

~ Kaley, playing make believe with Keira and all the animals.

I think Keira's potential suitors may be as afraid of Kaley as they will be of her dad.

Curls

"Mommy, these curls make me look like I'm on a 50s TV show."

~ Keira

Nap

"Mommy, I'm trying to take a Fourth of July nap, but Kaley keeps waking me Fourth of July up."

~ Keira