Sharks

"Honestly, Kaley, I am not sure if the sharks like your shoes."

Pounds

Keira: "Do you know what they call money in England?"
Kaley: "What?"

Keira: "Pounds."

Kaley: "Nuh-uh."

Keira: "Yes, they do." (in a surprisingly good British accent) "May I have 64 pounds, please?"

Kaley: "You're talking like Mexico?"

Keira: "No, I'm talking like England." (again, with the accent) "May I have 64 pounds, please?"

Kaley: "No, it's mine."

Husband

Kaley: "Mommy, I have a husband."

Me: "You do? Why didn't you invite me to the wedding?"

Kaley: "You were there, it's when I was doing ballet, remember?"

Me: "Oh, well, you didn't tell me that was your wedding."

Kaley: "Well, we got married when you weren't looking."

Me: "Is he a nice man?"

Kaley: "Yes, he's very nice.

Me: "Does he always tell the truth? That's very important."

Kaley: "Yes, he always tells the truth. And he's never tired after work, so he can always do the dishes."

Me: "Perfect."