Training Her Well

Kaley: "Mommy, you don't like the Patriots, do you?"

Me: "No, not even a little bit. That's why I'm not watching the Super Bowl this year. Because the Patriots and the Giants are my two least favorite teams."

Kaley: "What does 'least favorite' mean?"

Me: "It means I don't like them at all. It's the opposite of favorite."

Kaley: "What's the Giants?"

Me: "New York."

Kaley: "Ew."

Me: "Exactly."

Kaley: "What's the Patriots?"

Me: "Boston."

Kaley: "Ew."

Me: "Exactly. I love you, child."