Toothpaste

"Kaley, why do you have an open tube of toothpaste under your shirt?"

~ Me

Tragedy

*CRASH*

Kaley: "OH NO! IT'S HORRIBLE!"

Me: "What happened?"

Kaley: "My markers fell, and now they're out of order!"

Witches

"Mommy, why are witches so ugly? I mean, if I had that kind of power, POOF! Rich and beautiful."

~ Kaley

Moo

Both girls: "Moooooo! Mooooooooo! Moo! Mooooo moo moo moo moooooo!"

Me: "No, I said, 'Hurry up, let's MOVE.'"

Lunch

"Kaley, where is your lunch box?"

"In my bed."

"Why?"

"I love lunch!"

Dessert

Staple

"Okay, who left a staple in the shower?"

~ Me