Lunch

"Kaley, where is your lunch box?"

"In my bed."

"Why?"

"I love lunch!"

Dessert

Staple

"Okay, who left a staple in the shower?"

~ Me

Candy

"I would like to shake the hand of the person who invented candy."

~ Kaley

Scary

The following three notes were slipped under my door. In this order.

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Dear Mommy,
Um, when you are done can I talk to you?
Love, Keira
P.S. I AM SCARED OF KALEY!

Dear Mommy,
Wha? Why is Keira skared of me?
Love, Kaley

Dear Dad,
GIVE US A PIGGY BACK RIDE NOW!
Love, Kaley

Elves

"I'll bet elves like the elfabet."

~ Kaley

Catish

"Catish is the best language ever. I don't know why anyone even bothers with English. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow... see?"

~ Kaley