Catish

"Catish is the best language ever. I don't know why anyone even bothers with English. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow... see?"

~ Kaley

Cupcakes

"Keira, I need you to hurry up and learn how to run this cupcake business for me for a few minutes. I have to go to the bathroom really bad."

~ Kaley

Dreams

What Hilary Duff is singing:
"Hey now, hey now, this is what dreams are made of."

What Kaley is singing:
"Hey now, hey now, this is a dream tomato."

Rita's

Kaley: "Mommy, I just told Daddy, 'If you take both of us to Lowe's with you, then we can go to Rita's, and I know how much you like Rita's.'"

Me: "What did he say?"

Kaley: "He just said, 'Shut the door!'"

Me: "Kaley, you've got to stop bothering people in the bathroom."

Energy

"Mommy, I think the reason God gave boys so much extra energy is so they have enough to do the dishes."

~ Keira

Old

"Mommy, you were born in the NINETEENS!"

~ Keira

Chocolate

"Kaley, you have chocolate smeared all over your face."

"Yep. That's how you can tell I enjoyed it."