Dreams

What Hilary Duff is singing:
"Hey now, hey now, this is what dreams are made of."

What Kaley is singing:
"Hey now, hey now, this is a dream tomato."

Rita's

Kaley: "Mommy, I just told Daddy, 'If you take both of us to Lowe's with you, then we can go to Rita's, and I know how much you like Rita's.'"

Me: "What did he say?"

Kaley: "He just said, 'Shut the door!'"

Me: "Kaley, you've got to stop bothering people in the bathroom."

Energy

"Mommy, I think the reason God gave boys so much extra energy is so they have enough to do the dishes."

~ Keira

Old

"Mommy, you were born in the NINETEENS!"

~ Keira

Chocolate

"Kaley, you have chocolate smeared all over your face."

"Yep. That's how you can tell I enjoyed it."

Habitat

Keira just told me all about an organization in Miami that builds homes in two weeks. It's called "Habitat of Humidity."

Speed What?

"Daddy, drive the speed lemon."

~ Kaley