Energy

"Mommy, I think the reason God gave boys so much extra energy is so they have enough to do the dishes."

~ Keira

Old

"Mommy, you were born in the NINETEENS!"

~ Keira

Chocolate

"Kaley, you have chocolate smeared all over your face."

"Yep. That's how you can tell I enjoyed it."

Habitat

Keira just told me all about an organization in Miami that builds homes in two weeks. It's called "Habitat of Humidity."

Speed What?

"Daddy, drive the speed lemon."

~ Kaley

Genius

Kaley: "Mommy, may I please have a snack?"

Me: "No. The answer to everything you ask for is going to be no until you finish cleaning your room."

Kaley: (short pause) "Mommy, may I please clean my room?"

Toothless

"Great. Now I can't scratch my lip with my teeth anymore."

~ Kaley, after losing tooth #6