Grown-Ups

Keira: "When I grow up, I'm going to have a lemonade stand."

Kaley: "When I grow up, I'm going to have a superhero cherry stand. I'm going to put on my cape, save all the cherries, and bring them back to my stand."

Africa

Kaley just walked into the living room with a few animals and a case full of bristle blocks. She said, "I'm going on vacation to Africa to get some cotton candy and ice cream. I'll be right back."

Laundry

I walked out of my bedroom just now and saw Kaley stretched out on the couch with her arms wrapped around a pile of clean laundry.

"What are you doing?"

"Holding on to these for Daddy."

I found Randy in the laundry room filling the washer, and I asked, "Why is Kaley holding the clothes?"

He said, "I told her to FOLD the clothes..."

The Best

Guitar

"What do you mean you got a spoon stuck inside your guitar?"

Sore Throat

"No, your sister did not make your throat hurt. She cannot make you yell at her."

Grocery Shopping

Kaley: "Mommy, I'm trying to make that lady see me."
Me: "You are? Why?"
Kaley: "Because maybe she will say that I'm cute."