Genius

Kaley: "Mommy, may I please have a snack?"

Me: "No. The answer to everything you ask for is going to be no until you finish cleaning your room."

Kaley: (short pause) "Mommy, may I please clean my room?"

Toothless

"Great. Now I can't scratch my lip with my teeth anymore."

~ Kaley, after losing tooth #6

Underwear

"Just so you know, I'm not the underwear fairy. I'm just carrying underwear on my magic wand."

~ Kaley

Grinchy

"Keira, is an eel charming?"

~ Kaley

Drive By

Kaley: (singing) "Oh, I swear to you, I'll be there for you, this is not a drive by-y-y-y-y, just a shy guy, looking for a to fry, just a bag of home fries, I-I-I-I-I love..."

Keira: "I thought it was, 'just a bag of two pies.'"

Blind

"Would a blind dog need a seeing eye person?"

~ Kaley

Wendy's

"Mommy, if I get a frosty and nuggets and mix it together I'll have a fugget."

~ Kaley