Drive By

Kaley: (singing) "Oh, I swear to you, I'll be there for you, this is not a drive by-y-y-y-y, just a shy guy, looking for a to fry, just a bag of home fries, I-I-I-I-I love..."

Keira: "I thought it was, 'just a bag of two pies.'"

Blind

"Would a blind dog need a seeing eye person?"

~ Kaley

Wendy's

"Mommy, if I get a frosty and nuggets and mix it together I'll have a fugget."

~ Kaley

Work

"Mommy, it's hard work being a little sister. I have to go through all this climbing and cuteness."

~ Kaley

Bums

Kaley: "Ew, Mommy's in her underwear!"
Me: "Well, considering how you girls run around the house completely naked half the time, I didn't think it was a big deal."
Kaley: "We have smaller bums."

What??

"Mommy, I got a tiny drop of pee pee in my eye."

~ Kaley

Astute

"Mommy, how come people say, 'no offense,' then they say something really mean?"

~ Keira