Nap

"Mommy, I'm trying to take a Fourth of July nap, but Kaley keeps waking me Fourth of July up."

~ Keira

Quack

"Hey, Mommy, look! White ducks! I wonder if their last name is Quack."

Unicorn

"Mommy, how would you feel about if Keira and me and Keira's animals and my animals all got together and built our own robot unicorn? It's a robot, but it's real, and you can even pet it. I mean, if we build it, will you think it's cool? Will you pet it? Can I ride it in my room? Well, it's invisible, so here are some invisible eyes so you can see it. Just put them on and you'll see - wait, where did it go? Oh, there it is. Hey, is it OK if I bring Selena Gomez over? She wants to make her own unicorn. Mine is just like the one on Imagination Movers because I love that show."

Silly

The girls got their Highlights magazines today, and Kaley was picking out all of the silly things in a beach picture. After finding monkeys, snowmen, and other out-of-place items, she started giggling loudly.

"Mommy, this is silly. This guy is wearing a... what's this silly thing he's wearing?"

"That's a parka," I replied.

She sent a quizzical look back at the page and then resumed her giggling. Apparently winter coats are hilarious to Florida girls.

Lincoln

Kaley: "Keira, did you know that President Lincoln's middle name was Ham?"

Keira: "I don't think so."

Kaley: "Yes, it was. Abra Ham Lincoln."

Virgin Islands

"No, Kaley, it's bird-gen islands. Because the birds go there. Duh."

~ Keira

Coconut Bra

Said Keira of her Hawaiian coconut bra, "It looks like my nipples are wearing sunglasses."