Control

"Mommy, you're pretty good at controlling Daddy, huh?"

~ Kaley

Girl Power

Kaley: "Did you know that girls have the power?"
Me: "The power to do what?"
Kaley: "To make boys do what we want."
Me: "And how exactly do we do that?"
Kaley: "We force them to."

Hurricane

Kaley: "Keira, how long does a hurricane last?"

Keira: "I think about 6 to 8 years."

Best Mommy Ever

"Mommy, can you believe there are other people out there who think that THEIR mommy is the best mommy ever? How could they say that to my lovely mommy?"

~ Kaley

Bugs

Me: "Kaley, try not to drop crumbs on the kitchen floor, or else we'll have bugs coming here to eat them."
Kaley: "How do they know the crumbs are there?"
Me: "They can smell the crumbs, and they follow the smell."
Kaley: "Oh, the smell is making them a map!"

Zombies

"Mommy, were zombies alive when the dinosaurs were here?"

~ Kaley

Rock Star

"Mommy, you should get a job being a rock star. I think Mem can watch us when you're at work."

~ Kaley